1 The Business of Being Bear
Aug. 7th, 2011 06:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
aloysius_bearHello!
My name is Bear and this personal statement will explain why I am the only choice (or at least one of three) for the post of stunt double for the inimitable Alan Measles.
Now, you may be ready to dismiss me immediately for having such an uninspiring name. Do not be hasty! It’s a clever ruse to lull people into a false sense of security. I save all my creativity for my amazing exploits, and those have been many, let me tell you!
As you can see, I have my own business cards (how else can a bear advertise his genius to the masses?), which detail the location of my LiveJournal blog, where I document my adventures in the form of photo stories.
My name is Bear and this personal statement will explain why I am the only choice (or at least one of three) for the post of stunt double for the inimitable Alan Measles.
Now, you may be ready to dismiss me immediately for having such an uninspiring name. Do not be hasty! It’s a clever ruse to lull people into a false sense of security. I save all my creativity for my amazing exploits, and those have been many, let me tell you!
As you can see, I have my own business cards (how else can a bear advertise his genius to the masses?), which detail the location of my LiveJournal blog, where I document my adventures in the form of photo stories.
